Lola:
Lola vs Ben’s Hair in the Ultimate Livestream Battle

Benedict:
Tangle zone
You do knot want to tangle with my hair

Lola:
im gonna mess your hair up

Benedict:
It’s gonna be a cut and dry victory for my hair.

Lola:
the highlights of the night will be your hair losing

Benedict:
I don’t predict any hair loss. If you have a brush with my hair it’ll leave you in a comba
You’ll hear them laughing at you from the bleachers
You’re out of condition

Lola:
you seem to think this will be a close shave, but let me straighten this out for you. your hair having a chance is a bald face lie.
so mullet over and afro in the towel

Benedict:
Don’t think I’ll be parting so soon. You’ll be the one split before it ends. If you’re so serous about this throw your hat in the ring.

Lola:
youre all washed up, ben
everything youre saying is all lice
your hair will probably just flake out

Benedict:
Dude your poor skills in the ring will be the only thing to let my hair down.

Lola:
comb over here and see what happens
my guess is you’ll just curl up and dye
i can see youre receding now

Benedict:
My hair’s bristling for a fight. Your loss will be the mane attraction

Lola:
you’ll take one step into the ring and throw down your towel because your side burns
or you’ll start coiffing and sneezing and say youre too sick

Benedict:
you think you’re Delilah but you’re the one who’s going to get a bang
You’re writing cheques your ass is too lame toupe

Lola:
oh beehive yourself, we’ve got salon day ahead of us

Benedict:
Flyaway. You’re patently just making a fuzz.

Lola:
i think you should weave before eyelash out at you

Benedict:
Your chat is lousy. I should clip you round the ears

Lola:
i’d pixie one of mine over yours any day

Benedict:
I’ve had a muff of this now.

Lola:
you mustached some for later, gonna be a damned ruff crowd waiting for you
you takin a little nappy now?

Benedict:
Shut up now

(via Daniel Calderwood — Graphic Design / Bench.li)

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wow

The Boston suspect is white

jcoleknowsbest:

babybutta:

niggaimdeadass:

smidgetz:

goodnight.

i told y’all these terrorists are home grown

Who didn’t know he was white?

Now lets watch the words “terrorist” and “terrorism” disappear from the media… *sips tea*

thisisqpocprivilege:

dalmatianparade:

everyone was talking about the Supreme Court last week so I made a thing

Can I hear it for the Supreme Court Justices ladies!? Awww yeah!

haha amazing ok

(via VSCO Cam x Andrew Gallo | vsco.co)

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great typography for your wedding

(Source: sciencewerk.net)

once and a while Pale Hugh Jackman will pop up on Getty and I can’t